Basic Info

Marvin and Johnny used to be a doo-wop group from the 1950s. They were armed with the full gambit of doo-wop tools: rhythmic snapping, greasy hair, the ability to harmonize on cue, and matching suits. They are best known for the song Cherry Pie, an American classic that defines a memorable era. Remember that hit song?

Neither does the vast majority.

Yet, a very select few are left wondering what ever happened to the doo-wop duo. It would be easy to assume that they're both long dead now, but this is far from the truth, and the truth is even further off than anyone could have guessed.

Marvin and Johnny have gone through some difficult and life-altering changes in the last half century. They are now armed with a full gambit of newer, more powerful tools, complete with rhythmic drinking, greasy gyros, the ability to urinate in public on cue, and matching suits.

Believe it or not, this website isn't the first attempt that Marvin and Johnny made at soiling the upstanding cybertopia known as the world wide web, but it's certainly the best to date. Finding themselves too poor and lazy to open a real website to post their content, Marvin and Johnny turned to the livejournal. They posted when they could, but soon the crippling curse of laziness and being poor ended that. Check out their old, dead livejournal here.

Despite it's short lifespan, there were a few good posts that might provide you with some backstory to some of the topics discussed on this new, kickass website.

Marvin and Johnny is back now, and this time with its own dot com and all the trimmings. And this time, it's personal. It's ego has gotten bigger and far more purple. Why purple? It's the color of all the dicks that Marvin and Johnny will figuratively stomp.

Let's face it. The internet sucks. Everything on the internet is a waste of time now. It's like a huge, digital toilet that everyone has crapped in and nobody has flushed. We're not going to make any promises or claim to do anything worthwhile. In fact, we're only going to make the internet that much worse by congesting it with garbage of all varieties. In short, we're going to take such a massive dump on the internet's chest that it'll collapse under the weight. But we're going to do it ill. So open your mouths wide and chew on these steaming grunters.

Currently, there are no frequently asked questions, but feel free to frequently ask a question at marvinandjohnny@gmail.com, and we'll post an answer if we feel like it.